Here we will attempt to give an outline of the boy known as the PK, his life, his goals he hopes to reach in his schemes, and perhaps try to fathem what shocking events must have occured during his childhood to start him on such a deranged path of self-destruction. We must pont out at this stage that what will be shown here is not suitable for children due to the horrific state of the boy's psyche. That being said we may continue...
The Boy
Here we will give a background of the PK. As far as we have been able to tell, he is a boy of the name of Tim Moore, born on the mid-eastern coast of Australia in 1980. His early years are shrouded in mystery, and as such we are not sure why he has turned to life he has. However we have been able to discover some general family details which may give some clue to this and, perhaps, his current whereabouts. It would appear that his bloodline is majorly Irish, with a certain amount of Scottish and German. As you can see from the picture on the previous page, he has blonde hair and blue eyes, and stands about 5'8" tall. He had three sisters and two brothers, however these were killed in a tomato experiment gone horribly wrong along with his parents when he was 5. We have been able to determine with a certain amout of surety that the PK was responsible for this occurance, and we believe this was the first appearence of the sociopathic nature that would dominate the rest of his life to this point.
The current status of the PK is unknown, although we at ARSE-WIPE have been able to discover that he is currently enroled at the University of Newcastle, his home town, doing a double degree of Computer Engineering and Computer Science. Although his exploits generally take him all over the world, and as such he has little time to attend university, he continually re-enrolls. The reason for this remains a mystery. He is employed at the Newcastle store of Games Workshop, although we believe that this world-wide company is simply a ruse for the PK to funnel his ill-gotten gains through. At this time that is all the information we have on the PK's life, so we will now delve into his mind to try and discover just what sort of child would be capable of the attrocities he has committed.
The Mind
The mind of the PK is a sick and twisted one, filled with images of the death of his entire family at his own hands. It is not certain whether or not he was purposefully responsible for this tragedy, but we are sure that it was his irresponsibility that caused it to happen thereby starting him on a life of crime. We at ARSE-WIPE have emplyed several psychics and a team of criminal psycologists to discover what drives the child, and they have come up with one reason for his actions. Hate. A blind loathing for the world at large, surely, but more importantly a fear and hatred of himself. He sees his actions as a form of self-destruction, while causing the world that has harmed him so as much pain as he himself has felt. His one goal appears to be complete chaos, an anarchic society to replace the lawful one we live under. God help us if he lives to see his dreams become a reality, for he has the power to do it.
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